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9.18.2011

A guide for dommes on various sorts of bottoms

This is a guide for dominants on several various sorts of bottoms, and how to treat them.

<70 IQ  Trained monkeys.  Mental age of 10.  Give them simple instructions and they'll be most happy to smell your feet and lick your boots.  The don't carry on conversation very well and most likely will be paying your tribute from their disability payments.  They won't notice that you don't give a crap about them, so don't trouble yourself more than necessary.

70-100 IQ  Marginally functional.  Mental age of 16 (for life).  This includes cashiers at Duane Reade's, McDonald's, and some public school teachers.  Give them simple instructions, for although they are a little more conversant, they don't require a lot of intricate work or heavy psychological head trips; their needs are simple.  They may profess to have grand ideas, but are not capable of solving dilemmas more complex than figuring out a new way to tie their shoes.  They may require patience when dealing with complex problems, such as finding an item for you on the store shelves, or cancelling a transaction.  They are extremely susceptible to brainwashing via mass marketing campaigns, but are in general, easily subdued as long as you keep them well stocked with potato chips, video games, and access to cable television so that they can watch the Jersey Shore and Real Housewives of Atlanta.

100-115 IQ Marginally functional. Mental age of 23 (for life).   This includes most public school teachers, administrative assistants, copy clerks, writers for tabloids, Hollywood producers, low to mid level pharmaceutical sales representatives, most loan officers and stock brokers, members of the tea party, sociopaths, and unfortunately, some doctors and medical professionals. *shudders*  This is the most dangerous group of all, because they have just enough intelligence to create a lot of havoc.  Still, this group has only a marginally better ability to comprehend problems and, as a whole, have very limited powers of intellectual analysis.  This is the group which becomes angry and and feels entitled, and believes that they are just as good as their superiors.  They are vicious in temperament, base and mean, and hostile to anyone not dressed to J. Crew catalog specifications.  They need to be watched carefully, since their work is rife with errors due to incompetence, and they need minimal amounts of praise so that they can feel good about themselves.  They don't like to feel that anyone else should tell them what to do, even when they are unwittingly committing horrible crimes and errors due to their lack of understanding and sophistication.  Allow them to brown nose you and kiss your ass a few times, wear something scant and provocative so that they'll get their rocks off, and charge them 65% more, making it clear that tips are obligatory.  If they become hostile or belligerent, corporal punishment is the best course of action.  They will be happy to go home and take their family to Red Lobster or TGI Fridays, thinking that they had a wild and crazy time in secret.

115-125 IQ Above Average.  Mental age of 35. You can expect more from these people, since they are generally competent, possess greater empathic powers and make fewer mistakes.  This group contains intellectual non-conformists, the better doctors *sigh of relief* and research analysts, and high level professionals.  This group likes heavy duty psychodrama, role play, and has a higher level of sophistication.  They need attention and are usually more daring and risk taking, and may be heavy masochists.  They make very loyal assistants and servants, and good escorts to parties.

>125  Superheroes, demi-gods, and top dominatrixes. These people will not likely be slaves, and if they are, they should be kept as pets rather than used for labor.  They have myriad skills, are excellent conversationalists, and are possessed of mild psychic abilities.  You should not have friends who do not fit into one of the last two categories, since you will categorically degrade yourself by association.

>150  Immortals.  So rare and elusive that they barely exist.  They don't spend much time with others because it is a chore simply to have a conversation with anyone endowed with less than 130.  Working in top secret laboratories and planning on eventual world domination.






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