And if thine right hand causeth thee to stumble, cut it off and casteth it away. ‘Tis better to loose one of thine members, than for thine whole body to burn in the fires of hell.
And if thine tongue causeth thee to stray from thine low carb diet, slice it from thine mouth and casteth it away. ‘Tis better to remain mute for a lifetime than to indulge in the seventh deadly sin of gluttony.And if thine eyes causeth thee to watch porn at work, gouge them from thy head and sendeth them to an organ donation center. ‘Tis better to go blind than to derive perverse pleasure from the carnal delights of Clubonline while at work.