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Brief Clip of MOI in a New Kinky Series

Well, although it's true that since I've relocated to NYC and have been keeping it Low Pro, I suppose I really couldn't resist the spotlight even as much as I tried. I decided to participate in this brief shoot for a short clip of me doing some fire play with a wonderful bottom, who had not submitted to this before seeing me. We did a quick test session before the day of the shoot at the producer's home before doing it for the camera, and he did smashingly.  Although we had done the test run in a dimly lit room, and it was certainly a little more challenging keeping track of the flame under the bright stage lighting.  Thankfully, no major burning occurred.

It was a long day on the set, and I got to meet Sinnamon, Celine, and Julie Simone as well as Vinny, who turned out to be quite the conversationalist, and who was good natured enough to let me test my singletail on his clothed back once or twice. I've got a little Italian in me as well, although I have to say, being Sicilian, that it's probably the more volatile, vendetta nurturing, mania prone half. I stepped out during the day to get a well brewed iced tea from the cafe next door, and took my tea on a walk around the block. I was feeling a little "glazed over" from the long hours in the dark studio. In an unfortunate turn of events, I was accosted by a homeless, possibly schizophrenic drug addict holding a "faggot," a bunch of thorny twigs tied together with string. He shouted "faggot" at me really loudly, brandishing the bundle. I became angry and promptly threw that delightfully brewed tea right in his face (what a waste of organic Rooibos, on someone who obviously wasn't a connoisseur of anything other than artisinal chrystal meth,) and he chased after me, wielding the faggot, which he hit me with. Thankfully, there were witnesses and I called the cops right away. I promised him, as I chased after him yelling at the top of my lungs, that I would kick his teeth out with my high heeled leather boots. I think he was more afraid of me than I was of him.

Anyway. Does this count as a hate crime?

So, to make a long story short, after this whole ordeal and a few more hours sitting at the set, we filmed my short clip for the title segment. I'm the one in the red corset and black leather skirt. Don't blink or you'll miss it.

Great Video, huh? I can't wait to see episode #2! You can also see me in my own propaganda short on youtube.

Click here to see me doing fire play on YOUtube


New Study Released by the Lovenstein Institute

A recent report from the Lovenstein Institute, a radical liberal think group, has released the IQ scores of various politicians.  I have included the IQs of various other famous public figures, as a reference.

Public FigureTitle(s)IQ scorePercentage of the Population 
(rough estimate)

Sarah Palin
Beauty Queen
Career Politician
89bottom 24%
Peter from "Family Guy"Average Shmuck90bottom 26%
Ronald ReaganActor
92bottom 30%
George BushCareer Politician102top 41%
Snooki from "Jersey Shore" Reality TV Star104top 43%
Ahnold "the Governator" SchwarzeneggerActor
Career Politician
105top 46%
Mitt RomneyBusinessman
115top 18%
Barak ObamaCareer Politician125top 5%
Michael BloombergBusinessman
Ron PaulPolitician128""
Pam AndersonPlayboy Playmate
129top 4%
Lady GiaTop Dominatrix
Subject public obsession
135top 3%
Bill ClintonCareer Politician148top 0.10%
Paris HiltonActress, Model,Dancer,
Party Tramp
Bill GatesProfessional Geek
Formerly the Richest Man on Earth, now in 2nd place (loser!)
163top 0.01%
Joyce McKinneyBeauty Pageant Queen
Star of the documentary "Tabloid"
Albert EinsteinFamous Scientist who kicked off a
Jew-fro rage back in the 1940s
Marilyn Vos SavantSomeone you've never heard of228top .00000001%

The spokesperson of the Lovenstein Institute, Henri Menteur, in an interview with Smear Campaign Today, a bimonthly magazine that distributes propaganda to a dedicated subscriber base of roughly 300, 000, claimed that their elite group of scientists, who were qualified based on numerous strict criteria analyzed by a special algorithm which takes into account education, accomplishments, political affiliation, and favorite cookie shape, discerned this information by using this same algorithm to analyze various famous people based on their accomplishments, samples of their writing, SAT scores, and favorite types of hair products (no--really, there's a relationship!)

The interviewer for SCT pressed Monsieur Menteur, since some of these findings posed huge contradictions to long held ideas about intelligence and success, claiming that these numbers seemed to correlate more significantly with the public figures' popularity ratings.  SCT further noted, that based on these findings, Paris Hilton, who has quite a remarkable ability to play dumb while running quite a few successful cologne and handbag businesses, might have more of what it takes to be president than Bill Clinton, who thinks with two heads instead of one.  M. Menteur quickly retracted, saying that according to his official political stance, IQ has very little bearing upon success, and that it has much more to do with family connections and privilege.  Abashedly, he admitted that a few of the scores were based on self reports.  Even so, these findings will be touted by liberals across the country as "scientific proof" of their innate superiority.

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