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September 29, 2011

Lady G
123 Palatial Urban Flat
Brooklyn, NY 12345

Dear Lady G:

We appreciate your interest in Supreme Queen Inc.  for the position of Ultimate Diva. After reviewing the applications received by the deadline, yours was not selected for further consideration.  The truth of the matter is that you don't have the right public image, connections, and political orientation that we are looking for in a prospective job candidate.  Nowadays, actual talent has become irrelevant; we're looking for someone who will help us SELL-- the more the better, in any way possible.  In these difficult times, it is especially important that we not be earmarked as out of touch with the mainstream, since we will become estranged from our main demographic.

We at Supreme Queen Inc appreciate the time you invested in your application, but  we will not be considering you for posted and advertised positions in our company in the future.  We wish you every personal and professional success with your job search. Thank you, again, for your interest in our company.

Best Regards,
Madame Duman Blinde
HR Director for Supreme Queen Inc.

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