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9.16.2011

Feeling terribly sorry for myself...

After all, it's not easy living a life of relative leisure. I always think to myself... I should be DOING something with my life... you know, working retail, sweating away as a waitress somewhere... Instead I get to take my kids to the park, the beach, the museum. It's simply tragic! What a waste of a statistical anomaly such as myself! And the fact that I have to be taken care of to the fullest! It's simply terrible! I loathe every second of it. Life would be better if I lost about 15 I.Q. points, and was working some normal, dead end job somewhere, struggling to pay my rent. But, at least I'd have plenty of company and bohemian brag rights with people in the same boat as I am, meaning the other, um, winners.

My entire life I've been, you know, a total loser.  I knew early on that I had talents in the verbal skills department, winning the spelling bee in elementary school, levying interest for a student published newspaper in 5th grade, and going on to win the science fair for a psychology related topic in 7th grade, but instead, I decide to let myself become engrossed with the dark and seedy world of kink and porn.

Adult life wasn't much easier for me, as I went on to become a super nasty film queen, published model, professional party-er, and wanna be trash from Hollywood, and coincidentally putting myself through grad school on the side (as insurance of course, just in case my career in kink didn't take off)
And now I'm sitting on this utterly useless medical degree, when I could be contributing to society by working at the copy center, or being an administrative assistant in a cubicle somewhere.

Absolutely, unfathomably, terrible.


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