Preliminary testing has shown that it appears to be safe, but extended use may result in some mild side-effects, including, but not limited to:
- mild caffeinated sensations similar to that expereinced after taking 5 or 6 caffeine pills
- spontaneous breath of fire (and we're not talking the yoga type here)
- uncontrollable levitation
- excessively pink complexion due to unbreakable hydrogen bonds (don't ask)
If the popularity of Hypeox® is as great as anticipated, SinFie will be manufacturing loose quantities to be released into the air in major metropolitain areas, thanks to subsides from the US government.
Thanks from the good folks at SinFie Inc.
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