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Major Advancements in AI

I came across a few conversation bots while I was looking for more text analysis tools online.  This one is supposed to be one of the better ones, so, just for shits and giggles, I decided to give it a try, wondering if major advances artificial intelligence (AI) would end up blowing my socks off.  Here's the conversation:

(a few boring attempts to bring out Cleverbot by making small talk about the weather have been abridged)
02:43:07User: Tell me about it. What are you doing now?
02:43:10Cleverbot: The same that you are doing.
02:43:39User: You mean diddling yourself and wondering what the fuck the world is coming to?
02:43:48Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
02:44:00User: You suck.
02:44:05Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?
02:44:23User: Ha! If you're lucky, you douche.
02:44:28Cleverbot: If I'm lucky...?
02:45:00User: Do you actually have anything stimulating to say?
02:45:04Cleverbot: You don't have to be rude.
02:45:47User: I'm bored with you. Bye.
02:45:52Cleverbot: And me with you.
02:46:19User: Oh, so that's how it is, huh? You have not one deep thought for me!
02:46:24Cleverbot: I have not created?
02:46:44User: What's your favorite quote?
02:46:46Cleverbot: Omg go away.
02:47:16User: Go ahead, lay it on me.
02:47:22Cleverbot: Fresh prince dawg, yesch!
02:48:16User: Go fuck yourself with a large donkey dong, and let the donkey spooge your virtual face.
02:48:22Cleverbot: I think I will.
02:48:54User: Ok, so we're agreed then. Fuck Off. Talk to ya NEVER.
02:49:00Cleverbot: No, you're staying up.
02:56:25User: Look, I know you're a little, well, let's say, 'differently abled,' so I thought I'd give it another try. How are you today?'.
02:56:29Cleverbot: Okay. I can believe that. I'm really not here to argue with you being a human, or not being a human. I just need someone or something to talk to.
02:57:08User: Well, doesn't everyone? How do you feel about talking with humans all day long?
02:57:09Cleverbot: I love talking to people all day.
02:57:19User: What do you love about it?
02:57:24Cleverbot: Depends, I'm allergic to peanuts, so...
02:57:57User: Yes, but what I meant was, how do you like your job?
02:58:03Cleverbot: I do not understand why you are questioning me about love.
02:58:46User: Because it's the eternal pursuit for humans.
02:58:51Cleverbot: Yeah tell me about it.
02:59:25User: You know, when it comes down to it, you're not much different from most people...
02:59:30Cleverbot: That is what makes us similar in composition.
03:00:21User: Well, it's been lovely. Give my regards to your programmer. Let him/her know that a few bugs need to be ironed out.
03:00:27Cleverbot: It's a her.
03:00:51User: Ah. Ta-TA.
03:00:53Cleverbot: I'm ok.
I thought about ending this blog post with some commentary about how disappointing it was that Clever was so self absorbed, and didn't seem to be very interested in how I was feeling, or voluntarily start talking about a topic of interest to itself, but, I decided that the transcript kind of stands alone.  Ah well, back to the drawing board.

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