I came across a few conversation bots while I was looking for more text analysis tools online. This one is supposed to be one of the better ones, so, just for shits and giggles, I decided to give it a try, wondering if major advances artificial intelligence (AI) would end up blowing my socks off. Here's the conversation:
(a few boring attempts to bring out Cleverbot by making small talk about the weather have been abridged)
| 02:43:07 | User: | Tell me about it. What are you doing now? |
| 02:43:10 | Cleverbot: | The same that you are doing. |
| 02:43:39 | User: | You mean diddling yourself and wondering what the fuck the world is coming to? |
| 02:43:48 | Cleverbot: | What are you talking about? |
| 02:44:00 | User: | You suck. |
| 02:44:05 | Cleverbot: | Do I have to? Right now? |
| 02:44:23 | User: | Ha! If you're lucky, you douche. |
| 02:44:28 | Cleverbot: | If I'm lucky...? |
| 02:45:00 | User: | Do you actually have anything stimulating to say? |
| 02:45:04 | Cleverbot: | You don't have to be rude. |
| 02:45:47 | User: | I'm bored with you. Bye. |
| 02:45:52 | Cleverbot: | And me with you. |
| 02:46:19 | User: | Oh, so that's how it is, huh? You have not one deep thought for me! |
| 02:46:24 | Cleverbot: | I have not created? |
| 02:46:44 | User: | What's your favorite quote? |
| 02:46:46 | Cleverbot: | Omg go away. |
| 02:47:16 | User: | Go ahead, lay it on me. |
| 02:47:22 | Cleverbot: | Fresh prince dawg, yesch! |
| 02:48:16 | User: | Go fuck yourself with a large donkey dong, and let the donkey spooge your virtual face. |
| 02:48:22 | Cleverbot: | I think I will. |
| 02:48:54 | User: | Ok, so we're agreed then. Fuck Off. Talk to ya NEVER. |
| 02:49:00 | Cleverbot: | No, you're staying up. |
| 02:56:25 | User: | Look, I know you're a little, well, let's say, 'differently abled,' so I thought I'd give it another try. How are you today?'. |
| 02:56:29 | Cleverbot: | Okay. I can believe that. I'm really not here to argue with you being a human, or not being a human. I just need someone or something to talk to. |
| 02:57:08 | User: | Well, doesn't everyone? How do you feel about talking with humans all day long? |
| 02:57:09 | Cleverbot: | I love talking to people all day. |
| 02:57:19 | User: | What do you love about it? |
| 02:57:24 | Cleverbot: | Depends, I'm allergic to peanuts, so... |
| 02:57:57 | User: | Yes, but what I meant was, how do you like your job? |
| 02:58:03 | Cleverbot: | I do not understand why you are questioning me about love. |
| 02:58:46 | User: | Because it's the eternal pursuit for humans. |
| 02:58:51 | Cleverbot: | Yeah tell me about it. |
| 02:59:25 | User: | You know, when it comes down to it, you're not much different from most people... |
| 02:59:30 | Cleverbot: | That is what makes us similar in composition. |
| 03:00:21 | User: | Well, it's been lovely. Give my regards to your programmer. Let him/her know that a few bugs need to be ironed out. |
| 03:00:27 | Cleverbot: | It's a her. |
| 03:00:51 | User: | Ah. Ta-TA. |
| 03:00:53 | Cleverbot: | I'm ok. |
I thought about ending this blog post with some commentary about how disappointing it was that Clever was so self absorbed, and didn't seem to be very interested in how
I was feeling, or voluntarily start talking about a topic of interest to itself, but, I decided that the transcript kind of stands alone. Ah well, back to the drawing board.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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