The truth about lesbian dating

If you are a lesbian, then "bisexual" is a dirty word.  Unlike gay men, who just like to fuck, and anything with hot buns and a nice package might be considered for a good time (especially if one is drunk,) lesbians are an entirely different breed altogether.  If you are a man and are bi, then you can be the unattainable ultra-butch straight male fantasy figure.  If you are female and you are bi, you are the traitor, the Bernadette Arnold who, five seasons ago, stole your heart and then dumped you for a man 3 months later.  You're the promiscuous slut who just wants to sleep around, who's interest in women is most likely a transient experimental phase in between relationships with men.  The truth of it is that being a "lesbian" has become so political that it has almost become divorced from sexuality, especially since the ones who don't date bis will continue to lust after straight women and have sexless, co-dependent relationships with other "lesbians." 

So it is that after a lifetime of trying to label myself (and then trying NOT to label myself, and toying with the idea that I'm a gay man in a woman's body), and abandoning ways of being which do not acknowledge the whole of myself, I've decided to eschew any society which conspires to place an entirely different set of limitations on my self expression.  I've found it much more fulfilling to have some fun with a slightly less intellectual bisexual femme, who doesn't feel demeaned by letting me fuck her like a man, and who doesn't mind giving hand jobs to the occasional submissive boy toy.

Advice from Dr. Darcy regarding bi women

More on Mob Mentality

With the Advent of modern social media, like facebook and twitter, have come amazing possibilities for radical social movements, political change, and orchestrated chaos.  This post is more concerned with the sinister side of the possibility for arousing the masses, especially with it's potential for causing havoc, destruction, and crime.  The following video shows a mob of teens entering various locations and openly, irreverently, robbing the store and intimidating the shop clerk.  I keep waiting for someone to yell "april fools!" but it never happens.






What is it about being in a large crowd that suddenly makes it seem "more okay" to do these things?  How is it, that if a couple of your friends are doing something that you don't feel good about, that if you start doing it, it becomes more and more "okay" the longer that you do it?  Is the impulse to "move with the mob" a biological remnant of evolutionary history?  I remember being at a reggae show in Jamaica about 7 years ago, which was mostly locals, and in kind of a rough area of town.  It was standing room only, and I recall one attendant brandishing a switchblade and pacing around, chanting "I'm gonna murder him..."  My Boyfriend and I kept our distance, but we took it to be the effect of the drugs.  Suddenly, the entire crowd started running to my left.  I didn't stop to think about why they were running, I followed my gut instinct and ran in the same direction as everyone else(as fast as I could.)  Nothing that I had experienced at Ozzfest could have prepared me for this!  After three or four incidences of this, we ended up imposing upon our very amicable Jamaican driver, who had generously driven us quite a distance and allowed us to come with him on his day off, to drive us home early.









definition of a sociopath: A person who commits malicious acts or crimes involving deception, who exhibits lack of concern for the safety of others, and has a reduced capacity for feelings of shame or remorse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

Human Justice Throughout the Ages

Humanity has long celebrated itself throughout time as being unique among other earthly beings because it is motivated by love, justice, civility, and other evolved values held in high esteem.  Our modern day society prides itself upon high minded, humanist principles of justice, and after just a few minutes of research, I found evidence of the intrinsic compassion in justice systems throughout millenia, as evidenced by the following, which epitomize the deepest motives innate to humanity:


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The electric chair.   According to information on http://about.com

The electric chair is a quintessentially American invention. No less a figure than Thomas Edison petitioned for its first use.... Death row inmates in ten states may still choose the electric chair (and in recent years, two prisoners have--in 2004 and 2006, respectively). The prisoner is shaved, strapped to a chair, and fitted with electrodes attached to conductive sponges--one on the head, one on the leg--creating a direct current. The prisoner is then hooded. The executioner pulls a switch, and 2,000 volts race through the prisoner's body as the internal body temperature approaches 140 degrees. If performed correctly, the procedure is supposed to cause immediate unconsciousness followed by near-instantaneous death.The procedure...can burn conscious prisoners alive if performed incorrectly. Horrific accounts of botched electrocutions have essentially made the electric chair ... an option selected by prisoners who fear lethal injection or simply want a more distinctive exit.

Necklacing  
According to the BBC, is a form of vigilante mob justice which became favored in the 1980s by South Africans over beating and stoning.  The accused is restrained, while a rubber tire doused in gasoline is pushed down over his neck and shoulders, and then set alight, usually with a large crowd of people jeering and shouting.  It is a highly effective form of causing death, although it is true that occasionally there are cases of mistaken identities.

Neclacing in South Africa - http://BBC.com 




Death by 1000 cuts  - read more about it on http://en.wikipedia.org.  Slow slicing involves removing small pieces of flesh, bit by bit, piece by piece, over an extended period of time, with a sharp knife, with the intention of prolonging the torture.  Medication might be administered to prevent the violator from fainting, thereby allowing them to experience the punishment to the fullest.  Executions often drew large crowds, in the same way that drawing and quartering (a similar practice which was popular in the south) did, and very quickly became public entertainment.

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Photos of a woman killed by this method around the turn of the 20th century



Taring and feathering- Although it was first used during the Crusades of the Middle Ages, this practice was imported to the New World by American Colonialists in the 16th century.  It involves shaving the accused, and pouring boiling hot tar over their flesh, followed by a shower of feathers, which would coat the victim, making them look like a giant muppet.  Tarring and feathering was rarely lethal, but it was certainly a pain in the ass to pick the tar off, and of course, the tar-ee would then be subjected to jeering, laughing, and further beatings while floundering around like a blind chicken.

More on the history of tarring and feathering



 Ring fighting at the Coloseum- It is interesting to note that the Coloseum was one of the foremost "sports" arena of all time.  "Sport" here, means a fight to the death, whether it be by gladiators (who, initially, were slaves trying to earn their freedom, and later on, were willing slaves in it for the glory), or whether it be the lowest of all forms of criminals who were thrown to wild beasts to the delight of tens of thousands of plebeians.  What a delightful and creative method of justice from the behemoth of civilized culture which has given us some of the greatest punitive methods of all time, which included being thrown from the Tarpetian rock, being buried alive, being burned by red hot irons, and the method reserved for some of the most despised criminals: crucifiction. photo credit

The Iron Maiden- the most famous of which is located in Nuremberg, Germany, is a human shaped "cabinet" lined with sharp iron spikes.  The victim would be placed inside, and when the cabinet was closed, the spikes would crush the victims eyes, chest and back, leaving them maimed and bleeding, but alive, so that they might be subject to further torture and interrogation.  Other devices designed for crushing or damaging, and usually confined to use in the basement, include knee splitters, "inquisitional" chairs lined with spikes,  revolving drums, and thumbscrews.  I've been inspired to aquire one to keep in my basement, for those who are especially recalcitrant.

The dunking or "ducking" stool- yet another from the era which has left us a greater legacy of torture devices than all other times in history combined- the middle ages.  This stool was especially and particularly designed for women, including obnoxious and annoying nags who disturbed the public peace (Gawd, I wish I had one of these for my mother,) women who cuckolded their husbands, and alleged witches.  Nags and cuckolders might be tied to a commode for an extended time, and paraded around in public until everyone knew of their wrong-doings, while witches would be dunked while tied to an iron stool lifted by a wooden beam until they repented or died.  In later days, a less cumbersome and more just way of ascertaining guilt would be undertaken by tying the witches right thumb to her left toe, and then fastening a rope around her waist before she was thrown in the water.  If she floated, she was a witch, and would subsequently have to be burned at the stake.  If she drowned, she was innocent.  This must have been a very effective method of ascertaining guilt, since no one was ever found guilty.  Read more about it here and here.

Scaphism- This is one of the most perverse and obscene methods that I have come across.  Leave it to the ancient Persians, those sons of bitches!  It apparently involved forcing the victim to drink large amounts of milk an honey, which would cause them to develop diarrhea.  The accused was then restrained into a canoe, and left there naked to literally rot in their own excrement, while vultures and other scavenging birds would slowly pick away their increasingly lifeless flesh.  Next time you tell someone to eat shit and die, remember the Ancient Persians.

Top ten most gruesome methods of execution of all time, including scaphism

To think, that I have spent a lifetime learning the trade of torture, focusing on consensuality and safety, only to find that no feat that I have accomplished could ever match the perversity, malice, and sociopathic tendencies of some random jack-asses off the street (or the subway). Eat it up you fucking pigs, like the snorting swine that you are.

For your further enjoyment, check out the following google book:
History of Torture Throughout the Ages

Eugenics News

It has recently come to light that thousands of people were sterilized without their consent in North Carolina from the late 20s to the mid 70s. Most of these people were deemed to be mentally retarded by scientific means (gut level reactions and hunches,) had speech impediments, or were rape victims. A state task force has ordered payments of up to 50,000 dollars to surviving victims of this eugenics campaign. What an atrocity!

If you ask me, the eugenics campaign didn't go far enough. The should have included morons in addition to imbeciles, homeless people, schizophrenics, diabetics, cystic fibrotics, autistics and those genetically predisposed to be autistic, and cerebral palsy sufferers. Let's face it, the world population just broke 7 billion a few months ago, and continues to increase with logarhythmic speed. We don't really need retards and other burdens to society at a time when our resources are taxed to the maximum, when unskilled manufacturing jobs are disappearing faster than you can shout "Dimwit!" Be realistic, what could possibly be the survival advantage to the genetics of those who cannot survive without extra-ordinary means, or who pose a danger to themselves or others? And why not sterilize criminals? Why propagate more "bad seed" that will cost taxpayers millions of dollars in institutionalized care?

In addition, society will benefit from the removal of genetic liabilities like asthmatics, epileptics, Parkinson's sufferers, and those who are likely to die or be an extreme burden without medication or expensive hospice care. While we're at it, we might as well sterilize people who are too short, too tall, have excessive birthmarks or freckles (and therefore higher likelihoods of skin cancer,) unremitting toe nail fungus, those requiring expensive orthodontics, those with weeping psoriasis, bad habits like nail biting, uni-brow, and red heads *shiver.* It appears that academics and subversive intellectuals are already doing their part to control population by declining to have children, thus effectively removing themselves from the gene pool. This new eugenics campaign will not only stop population growth dead in it's tracks, it will leave us with a small population of healthy, good looking "survivors."
North Carolina Eugenics Task Force story on CNN

Happy Holidays!

Iron Crotch Qi Gong

The idea of being beaten for fun eludes most people.  They simply cannot wrap their mind around the idea of willingly submitting to something that millions of years of evolution have hard wired us to avoid: PAIN.  Well, yes, but then of course there are those who relish the burn, "hitting the wall," and making it through to the other side with new insights.  With greatest respect and admiration I present to you several video clips of those who submit to unspoken taboos, not as a show of weakness, but as a demonstration of strenght, and not for pleasure, but for spiritual enlightenment.  Enjoy - and contemplate upon the virtues of transcendence of PAIN.

Penis Weight lifting-Taiwanese Style (click here to see Video) 

Iron "egg" skill

United States of Merit

What constitutes merit in this great country of ours?

In other countries, merit means special skills, talents, abilities, or exceptionally hard work.  In our country, you have "merit" if:

1. Your dad owns the company.
2. Your mom was alumni.
3. Your uncle has lots of connections.
4. Your fraternity got copies of the answer sheet.
5. You made a large donation to the committee.
6. The sheriff is your poker buddy.
7. Your local representative accepts large "donations" to the cause.
8. You're obnoxious, borderline retarded, and have buck teeth, but gosh-darnit, people just LIKE you.
9. Your marketing machine was slightly more depraved and unethical than the other guy.
10. The city council wants your tax revenue, and repealed the building ordinance which would have prohibited your new construction.
11. You have your back scratching cronies drop your name to head honchos and "suggest" stories about yourself to the local newspapers.
12. You have the appropriate political or social orientation, along with the proper styling.
13. You fund large scale, only moderately skewed studies to find the information which will allow you to market that experimental chemical for public use.
14. You attempt (and often succeed at) incriminating, villifying, and attacking the character of the researchers who find evidence to the contrary.
15. No one else can afford the cost of legal fees to challenge you.
16. You threaten your competition with personal attacks, insipid or open harassment, and bodily harm in order to get them to drop their cause.
17. Most people relate to your low brow humor.
18. You lead people to believe that you will provide (miniumum wage) "careers" to the community that you end up plundering and pillaging.
19. You conduct business within the letter of the law, while violating every ethical consideration imaginable.
20. You buy out the competition and fire everyone.

So it is, that in a capitalistic society, merit = capital.  In other words talent, skill, and general all around virtue are essentially useless unless they are marketable.  The public does not want to support romantic ideas like truth, equitability, freedom of information, and honesty in reporting.  The public wants well styled mediocrity that they can relate to, and after all, it is public support from consumers that keeps a corporation in business.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

--Daniel J. Boorstin 

You're just another American who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of this country know the truth... it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it! ― George Carlin


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A salute to New Yorkers

Here's to you, New York!
Here's to the reality TV watchers,
Gamer dorks,
Loudmouth fuck-holes,
Snotty hipsters,
Sweaty fat-asses,
Charismatic sociopaths,
Homeless schizophrenics,
And downright simple-minded among you.
I tip my hat to you,
Petty shoplifters,
Mass murderers,
Drug dealers,
White collar criminals,
And secretaries who let it all happen under their noses.
I salute you, bribe collecting politicians,
Womanizing cops,
Hard nosed conservatives,
Libero-nazis,
And those who don't give a rat's ass about politics.
A toast to the drunkard stock brokers,
The disgustingly poor,
The filthy fucking rich,
And the struggling bohemians who moved to Philadelphia. 
I tip my glass to the shameless glitterati,
the ruthless paparazzi,
the narcissist socialites,
the well heeled frauds,
and the New York Post
for feeding intelligent minds with high minded, unbiased information.
Here's to the hatemongers,
Hypocrites,
Low-lifes,
Pseudo-intellectuals,
Elitist pigs,
The self-absorbed,
The other obssessed,
And the New York Psychoanalytic Society,
For catering to all of their needs.

Here's to the greatest city on the planet,
A pinnacle of civilization,
An enviable representation of humanity
That is emulated the world over.
Cheers!  Let us celebrate great things to come!  

New disorders scheduled to be included in the DIagnostic Manual of Mental Disorders V

666.2 Repugnant malodorous unkempt liberal disorder.

This classification does not refer to liberal in general, but to a certain class of highly deluded, self righteous sort who are clouded with so much espoused rhetoric that they might be considered mildly schizophrenic. You know the ones--you see them in the street in their comfortable, un-stylish sneaks and pseudo-intellectual glasses, professing how they and their kind of the harbingers of love and understanding, while simultaneously, condescendingly attempting to psychoanalyze anyone who does not conform to their expectations of social norms. They do this, not out of altruism, but out of a misguided sense that their efforts are helping the world to "understand" others. Unfortunately, they only succeed in creating dysfunctional labels for others, obscuring the true reality from themselves, and perpetuating a form of insipid bigotry, in order that their own ideas about things conform with their world paradigm. They hold it in esteem to be militantly against any kind of organization, however perfunctory, and treasure the idea of egalitarianism, while branding those they deem threatening as Nazis, sociopaths, and dysfunctional personalities. Rhetoric and lies spread like wildfire in this community, because they are adamantly opposed to independent thinking. Shared community is key, and this also means partaking in "group-think." They have elevated their craft to such a level, that they have out performed the conservatives that they have villified.

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666.3 Depraved Jackass disorder

This is a very specific classification used to describe run of the mill morons who like to mouth off for no apparent reason. They find it humorous to engage in all sorts of jack-assery, including defamation, loud and obnoxious behavior on the subways, celebration of sophomoric and perpetual juvenillism, including beer bonging, mutual ass sniffing and complementary nad scratching. They like to think that they are being incredibly humorous, although when presented with the highest forms of satire and dark comedy, they don't know what to make of it. They tend to be young, since their recalcitrant ways often lead them to suffer unfortunate tragedies, and they don't often see old age. The best course of action is to ignore them, in the same way that you would ignore the village idiot or madman, since any response that you make will likely be one that will debase you to their level. This type of person does not understand diplomacy, or backhanded remarks, and the only likely effective method of dealing with them would be to bitch-slap them upside the head.

766.6 Impacted fecalith disorder

This is usually suffered by members of the tea party, and the hard nosed of the "moral majority." They live in a closed society that does not acknowledge biological drives of any kind, including urination, defecation, sexual urges, and sometimes even hunger. They have managed to take all the power for themselves, since they don't spend any time masturbating, fucking, or enjoying R rated films, they have proceeded to take to the polls and represent a minority's views as representative of the majority. Thankfully, they mostly inhabit the suburbs and do not have a significant presence in large, urbanized areas, where they are not able to park their gas guzzling SUVs and lounge in sprawling backyards.

666.66  Non-specific Dysfunctional Syndrome

This diagnosis may be used for people who are generally productive and functional, but may be classified as "difficult," a little bit "strange" or just generally un-likable.  They are usually non-conformists who take pleasure in causing others discomfort by flouting their disregard for socially accepted norms.  They may be described as bossy, passive, loud-mouthed, exceptionally reserved, poor dressers, ostentatious, or wall flowers.  These are people who aren't quite pathological enough to fit any of the usual diagnoses, but people who strike you as somehow "off."  As a matter of fact, their insipid pathology may be even more dangerous than those who are fully dysfunctional.  This label may be applied liberally to public figures, politicians, and co-workers who you hate.

Please note that aside from the last diagnosis, that all patients must fit very specific diagnostic criteria in order for the diagnosis to be given.  These new diagnoses will improve the ease with which entertainment writers and gossip columnists make un-professional diagnoses that will be accepted by housewives across the country as scientific fact.

NIgerian Sex Slavery

The National Agency for the Prevention of Traffic in Persons recently conducted a botched attmept to evacuate 93 "victims" of human trafficking, including a few babies.  The underage women and children were reportedly used as slaves, including sexual slaves.  When does the insanity stop?

Where does an upstanding pervert go nowadays to find good, healthy, able bodies slaves and flesh to be used?  It's bad enough that there are no longer any decent live sex shows, XXX theatres, and tranny bars left in any major metroplitain areas in the country.  Now, they're trying to ruin it for sex tourists as well!  I mean let's face it, what's worse, a little nookie for pay, or a life condemned to famine, oppression, and starvation?  And who's to say that the girls felt victimized anyway?  Did anyone ask them?  If you ask me, who doesn't like to be shtuped good and hard now and again?  And of course, getting paid for it just makes it all that much sweeter.  Not only that, Nigerian women are gaining the privilege to work in brothels in such desirable countries as Ireland, and even Italy! This is a right that some others might pay thousands for, and they get to go for free!  I really feel for those affected by this sad state of affairs.  I mean, after all, not everyone has willing sex slaves throwing themselves at their feet, the way that I do. 

We need to act now, before agencies like NAPTIP ruin sexual tourism for good.  Make it known to your congress-person now, that you support underprivileged countries rights to coerce, exploit, and use people the same way that our American Corporations do, without the stigma attached with crimes against humanity.  It's simply the natural law of power dynamics, and tampering with it is simply nothing more than Marxism at it's best (or worst.)  It's all in the name of capitalism, and good old fashioned competition.

More on Gender Identity - Really awesome gender test

I've been geeking out again and taking more gender tests online.  I can say that all of the tests have confirmed my previous self views about myself, mainly, that I embody the best of the masculine and the best of the feminine in one body.  I'm basically superhuman.  How is this possible?  It must be special blessings from universal energy.  I should be cloning myself and bestowing the world with lots of progeny, in order to better the human race.  In any case... 

The test is especially well constructed, easy to take, and I can say that not only did I have fun taking it, I really feel that I learned a good bit about myself that I didn't know before in the process.  I've realized that I'm more "masculine" than a large percentage of men, yet more feminine than many women at the same time.  I have the mind of an engineer, yet possess the empathic powers of a saint (which of course, I have utilized to the best end possible, to control and manipulate people for their own personal enjoyment and pleasure.)  People don't know what to make of me... they can't put me in a "box."  As it is, I do not have difficulties relating to other people.  Other people have difficulties relating to me.


**Please note that since this is a British publication, any misspellings are entirely the fault of the BBC. My own comments have been demarcated by a double asterisk.

Take the test here:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml

Results

The scale below is an indication of where you fall in the male-female brain continuum. The results are based on the angles, spot the difference, 3D shapes and words tasks.  Bear in mind that your performance may be affected by many factors in addition to gender, like age and intelligence.


Your personal brain scores on three gender scales:
100----50---0---50----100 (50 male)
100----50---0---50----100 (50 male)
100----50---0---50----100 (50 female)


Part 1 -Angles


This task tested your ability to identify the angle of a line by matching it with its twin. This is a spatial task, which looks at how you picture space.

Your score: 18 out of 20 (Average score for men: 15.1 out of 20, Average score for women: 13.3 out of 20)

• If you scored 0 - 12: You have more of a female brain. Scientists believe that people with a female brain find it more difficult to judge the slope of a line because they're not wired for spatial tasks. In past studies, 65 per cent of people who scored in this range were women.
• If you scored 13 - 17: You found this test neither hard nor easy. This suggests your brain has male and female traits when it comes to spatial ability.
• If you scored 18 - 20: You have more of a male brain. On average, men outperform women in this task and those with more mathematical knowledge tend to score quite high as well. In past studies, 60 per cent of the people in this range were men.

Interestingly, men's testosterone levels fluctuate through the seasons and studies have shown that men's scores are lower in the spring, when their testosterone levels are at their lowest.


Spot the difference


This task tested your ability to identify which objects changed position. You lost points, if you incorrectly identified objects.
Your score: 57%     (Average score for men: 39%,  Average score for women: 46%)

• If you scored between 0 - 33%: You may have more of a male brain. Scientists say men tend to under perform in this task. The corpus callosum, the part of the brain that links the right and left hemispheres, is a fifth larger in women. This means women can process visual and other signals at the same time more easily than men. There is also a theory that oestrogen levels in women give them an added advantage in spatial memory.
• If you scored between 34 - 66%: You may have a balanced female-male brain.
• If you scored between 67 - 100%: Those with a female-type brain generally score in this range. Your ability to remember where objects are may serve as an advantage to you when you're trying to find your way around places. You're more capable of recalling landmarks to get from one place to another.

Part 2 Hands


You said your left thumb was on top when you clasped your hands together.

• Right thumb on top: This suggests the left half of your brain is dominant. Many studies have tried to establish whether there is a relationship between handedness and brain dominance. Some scientists believe that if you are left brain dominant, you would be more verbal and analytical.
• Left thumb on top: This suggests the right half of your brain is dominant. Some studies theorise that as a right brain dominant person, you may excel in visual, spatial and intuitive processes.

However, these theories are debatable and leave much to be said about the small percentage of people who are ambidextrous.  Find out why right-brained people may be better fighters and artists.


Part 3 -Emotions and Systems

This task looked at whether you prefer to empathise or systemise.

Empathising:
Your empathy score is: 13 out of 20 (Average score for men: 7.9 out of 20, Average score for women: 10.6 out of 20)


Empathisers are better at accurately judging other people's emotions and responding appropriately. If you scored 15 and above, you are very empathic and would be an ideal person to comfort people in a time of crisis. Women in general are better at empathising.


Systemising:
Your systemising score is: 15 out of 20 (Average score for men: 12.5 out of 20, Average score for women: 8.0 out of 20)


Systemisers prefer to investigate how systems work. A system can be a road map, flat pack furniture, or a mathematical equation – anything that follows a set of rules. A score of 15 and above suggests you're good at analysing or building systems. Men in general are better at systemising.


Eyes:


This task tested your ability to judge people's emotions.
Your score: 8 out of 10
Average score for men: 6.6 out of 10
Average score for women: 6.6 out of 10
**women scored 6 out of 10? Sheesh! This explains everything!

• If you scored 0 - 3: Do you think you're good at judging how another person is feeling? Your score suggests this doesn't come to you quite so naturally.
• If you scored 4 - 6: Your result suggests you have a balanced female-male brain and find it neither easy nor difficult to judge people's emotions.
• If you scored 7 - 10: Your result suggests you are a good empathiser, sensitive to other people's emotions. Women generally fall into this category.

Professor Baron-Cohen at the University of Cambridge says that people usually perform better than they expect to on this test.  Men often think a person's eyes are sending signals of desire when that's not the case at all. Find out more.


Part 4 -Fingers

We asked you to measure your ring and index fingers. Your ratios came to:
Right Hand: 0.94
Left Hand: 1.08  **comment: I was watching a movie while doing this test, and put the right measurement into the wrong slot.  Both of my hands have a finger ratio of about .94

Average ratio for men: 0.982    Average ratio for women: 0.991


It's thought that your ratio is governed by the amount of testosterone you were exposed to in your mother's womb. The ratio of the length of your index finger to the length of your ring finger is set for life by as early as three months after conception. Even during puberty, when we experience intensive hormonal changes, the ratio stays the same.  Men generally have a ring finger that is longer than their index finger, which gives them a lower ratio than women, whose ring and index fingers are usually of equal length.  Studies have found that men and women with lots of brothers generally have more masculine finger ratios. 

Part 5 -Faces

This task looked at how you rate the attractiveness of a series of faces. The images you looked at were digitally altered to create slight differences in masculinity.  Your choices suggest you prefer more masculine faces.  Highly masculinised male faces possess more extreme testosterone markers such as a long, broad and lower jaw, as well as more pronounced brow ridges and cheekbones.  (A typical 'attractive' female face possesses features such as a shorter, narrower, lower jaw, fuller lips and larger eyes than an average face.)  Interestingly, women's preferences are said to vary across the menstrual phase. A more masculine face is preferred during the 9 days prior to ovulation, when conception is most likely.
**the test wouldn't allow me to rate women's faces also.  Now, if I want to do that I'll have to do the whole damn thing over again.  I think attraction in real life has to do with so many other characteristics than facial structure, including intelligence, shared interests and culture, and even dress.  (Okay, I'm a little bit shallow in that sense). I seem to like more masculine faces on the test, but in reality, the love of my life was androgynous.


credit: Taken at L.A. Bondage Ball 2003

Part 6 -3D shapes
This task tested your ability to mentally rotate 3D shapes.


Your score: 9 out of 12 (Average score for men: 8.2 out of 12 , Average score for women: 7.1 out of 12)

• If you scored 0 - 6: Do you find yourself having to physically rotate a map to point in the direction in which you're travelling? This might explain why you scored in the lower range in the 3D shapes test. Twice as many women as men score in this category. Previous studies suggest that those with a female-type brain or with an arts background fall into this range.
• If you scored 7 - 9: In past studies, 50 per cent of the people who scored in this range were women and 50 per cent were men.
• If you scored 10 - 12: Are you an engineer or do you have a science background? People with these skills tend to score in this range. Past studies have concluded that people in this range have a more male brain.

Nearly a third of men who took this test got full marks, whereas less than 10 per cent of women managed the same.


Verbal Fluency


Your score: you associated 0 word(s) with grey and you named 6 word(s) that mean happy. We are assuming that all the words you entered are correct.
Average score for men: 11.4 words total
Average score for women: 12.4 words total
**I actually associated six words with grey, but for whatever reason, things like suit, pigeon, and cloud didn't count.  What the fuck is typically grey anyway? I also didn't use up all the time, because I wasn't sure how many items were on the test, and how the time would be allocated.  Whatever.  I know I'm brilliant.

• If you produced 1 - 5 words: You are more of the strong, silent type with a male brain. You probably find it easier to express yourself in non-verbal ways, preferring action rather than words.
• If you produced 6 - 10 words: Most people in this range have a female-type brain.

Women are said to use both sides of the brain when doing verbal tasks while men mainly use their left side. Studies have shown that girls develop vocabulary faster than boys. This difference in brain power is caused by levels of pre-natal testosterone.


Ultimatum
This task asked you how you would divide money.


If you had to split £50 with someone, you said you would demand £30.  So far on the Sex ID test, men have demanded 51.6% (£25.80) of the pot and women have demanded 51.0% (£25.50), on average.

• Sex differences are small in this task. Demanding less than 60% of the pot (ie £30) is more typically female. Demanding more than 65% of the pot (ie £32.50) is more typically male.  Scientists believe that people with lower testosterone levels tend to take fewer risks so they are probably more willing to keep less for themselves. Those with higher testosterone levels tend to drive a harder bargain and are less compromising.

Men's testosterone levels fluctuate over the seasons and are at their lowest levels during the springtime. This is said to influence their bargaining power. Find out more about the role of testosterone.

A toast

Cheers! Here's to the 99%!

You unknowingly allowed the 1% to use you, manipulate you, and fuck you in the ass while you hovered over them like flies on crap, catered to their every whim, and thanked them for every puff of air that they bestowed on you. You touted your grandness by association while times were good, and developed an inflated sense of self worth, as meanwhile, the 1% continued to laugh behind your back, delighted at the ease with which they fleeced you. Because you do not vote, read the paper, or keep tabs on what's been happening in your community, you have allowed the 1% to buy up public land to build condos, shopping centers, and Walmarts, and take every word emitted from the almighty television (and representatives thereof) as words of god. You reveled in the new community, a vacuous facade of shopping malls, mass produced ready to wear clothing, and frankenfood, which has estranged you from any culture but that created by the elites for the masses. Your lust for luxury, combined with your reduced capacity for independent reasoning, has allowed you to get stuck in the fragrant, gooey cesspool that you are in. You ingratiated yourself to the 1% and bought into the lie, only to cry like babies now that the fantasy has become the reality. You may now reap your just deserts!

Sacred Sex Roundup, NYC

I was very honored to have been a guest at the Sacred Sex Roundup, an annual event held at Reflections Yoga studio in midtown Manhattan.  http://sacredsexroundup.com  The orgasmic state of breath, the enlightenment of sexual being, and the delights of conscious BDSM, are taught and experienced in the most dynamic, thought provoking, and inspiring ways, by conscious and lifestyle practitioners throughout the weekend. It was wonderful to engage and connect with the poly, tantric, health conscious, and kinky communities in this convergence of sex positive energy.

I took part in a panel with hosts Swami Umeshanand Saraswati, Devi Veenanand, Rev. Jenellen Fischer, and Lee Harrington, during which we took questions regarding different aspects of the practice of BDSM and it relates to tantra and spirituality in general. Video of the session will be available soon on the Sacred Sex website in a pay per view format, along with many other provocative and informative discussions and demonstrations. Check it out!

What is Normal?

In our society, there is a huge emphasis on maintaining "normalcy" as it was so gracefully put by Warren Harding back in the 1920s.  Everyone wants to be "normal," and there is definitely a shame and a stigma attached to being "abnormal."   In fact, members of the psychological community are rapidly working to define "normal" behavior, in order that we might effectively treat abnormal, freakish behavior, and contain it so that it does not disrupt the normal flow of day to day existence for normal people.  So I had to ask myself, what is "normal," exactly?  Rather than fabricate some arbitrary information, I decided to define normal in the empirical sense, based on facts and statistical evidence.  Here are just a few tidbits of juicy information that I have uncovered regarding the state of "normal."

The average, normal person is about 35 years old, lives in a family group of about 3 people, has not graduated from college, and makes 32,000 dollars per year.  Coincidentally, only the abnormal freaks, who constitute about 15% of the American population, have graduated from college.

According to the U.S. National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey of 1994, about half of American men and women have BMIs over 25 (overweight), and about one quarter have a BMI of 30 or more (seriously obese.) The average BMI for American men and women now exceeds 27 (seriously overweight.)  I don't have any stats on this, but I'd be willing to bet large sums of money that the average American spends more time eating than they do exercising (and by exercise, I don't mean walking from your desk to the coffee machine, even if you do that multiple times per day.  I mean, a time allocation during which you put on your running shoes and pound the pavement, engage in sports, or hit the gym.)  The average person, however, seems to have plenty of time to watch TV.  According to data collated by The Nielsen Company, the average American watches 151 hours of TV per month (that amounts to 5 hours per day.)

Although most people consider themselves to be highly social and popular, studies performed by the American Sociological Review (June, 2006) have found that, believe it or not, the average American has 2 friends (dropped from 4 in 1985) and as many as 25% have no close confidants at all.  For the purposes of the study, a "friend" is defined as someone that you feel comfortable confiding sensitive and personal information with, rather than an associate, who you might know from work or school, but might only share lunch with casually, and have a very superficial relationship with.  About 80% of those surveyed admitted to feeling uncomfortable sharing personal information of an intimate nature with anyone other than family.   And of course, many of these people are, in my exceedingly humble opinion, those that are seriously challenged when it comes to traits involving human civility, courteousness, and diplomacy.

The results of the National Adult Literacy Survey conducted in 1992 have shown that the average American does not possess the literacy skills to recall a few simple facts they have just read in a short written piece, nor are they able to make basic inferences based upon the material they have read.  About half of all Americans have trouble with basic reading comprehension, and the majority of these are white and native born.  American parents are able to read at a 7th to 8th grade reading level, although the vast majority of materials distributed by pediatricians to parents, written specifically for the lay person, are written at a 10th grade reading level.  Almost half of patients, about 41%,  could not understand directions for taking medication on an empty stomach, and a bit more than 50% could not understand a standard consent form, according to a study conducted by Emory University in conjunction with UCLA.

According to results from the 2009 National Assessment of Educational Progress,  if you are a normal student,  you might have trouble answering questions related to basic algebra, such as the following:
"Which of the following expressions is NOT equivalent to (a + b) (x + y) ?"  Notice that the question does not involve SOLVING the equation, which might, of course, involve errors in computation,  but rather, it merely asks that the student be able to recognize and match terms which are equal to the original, and which would act as a good indicator of a lack of understanding for basic concepts in algebra.

I'm sure that all these factors, as well as others that are not quite so easily quantifiable, have contributed to the sad fact that the average doctoral candidate for engineering programs in the USA is now a citizen from another country (usually India, China, the Philippines, South Korea and Taiwan,) from cultures that embrace pain and tribulation as inherent to existence, rather than trying to avoid them at all costs, and where they are not so consumed with what is "average" and "normal," but instead with what is adaptive, productive, and excellent.


So in conclusion, let's hear it for all of you fabulous normals out there!  If it weren't for you guys, the country would be an entirely different place!

References

Biddle, Rishawn. (1/23/11) Bad Math. [American Spectator] Retrieved on November 4, 2011 from
http://spectator.org/archives/2011/01/26/bad-math

Kornblum, Janet. (6/22/2006) Study: 25% of Americans have no one to confide in [USA Today] Retrieved from  http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-06-22-friendship_x.htm

Lee, Chelsea. (October 6,2011). How to Cite Something You Found on a Website in APA style [APA Blog]. Retrieved November 4,2011 from http://blog.apastyle.org/apastyle/electronic-references/

Semuels, Alana (February 24, 2009) Television Viewing at All Time High [LA Times] Retrieved November 4, 2011, from  http://articles.latimes.com/2009/feb/24/business/fi-tvwatching24

The Average BMI in the USA  (May 1, 2011) [Livestrong Blog] Retrived November 4, 2011 from
http://www.livestrong.com/article/154837-the-average-bmi-in-the-usa/

The Informatics Review:Why is Reading Comprehension So Important? (September 1, 2008) Retrieved on November 4, 2011, from
http://www.informatics-review.com/FAQ/reading.html
http://www.informatics-review.com/FAQ/comprehension.html

US census bureau fact sheet (year 2000) [government database] Retrieved November 4, 2011 from http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/SAFFFacts

Various Articles from Wikipedia, Retrieved November 4, 2011 from
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_Joe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index

Major Advancements in AI

I came across a few conversation bots while I was looking for more text analysis tools online.  This one is supposed to be one of the better ones, so, just for shits and giggles, I decided to give it a try, wondering if major advances artificial intelligence (AI) would end up blowing my socks off.  Here's the conversation:

(a few boring attempts to bring out Cleverbot by making small talk about the weather have been abridged)

02:43:07	User:	Tell me about it. What are you doing now?
02:43:10	Cleverbot:	The same that you are doing.
02:43:39	User:	You mean diddling yourself and wondering what the fuck the world is coming to?
02:43:48	Cleverbot:	What are you talking about?
02:44:00	User:	You suck.
02:44:05	Cleverbot:	Do I have to? Right now?
02:44:23	User:	Ha! If you're lucky, you douche.
02:44:28	Cleverbot:	If I'm lucky...?
02:45:00	User:	Do you actually have anything stimulating to say?
02:45:04	Cleverbot:	You don't have to be rude.
02:45:47	User:	I'm bored with you. Bye.
02:45:52	Cleverbot:	And me with you.
02:46:19	User:	Oh, so that's how it is, huh? You have not one deep thought for me!
02:46:24	Cleverbot:	I have not created?
02:46:44	User:	What's your favorite quote?
02:46:46	Cleverbot:	Omg go away.
02:47:16	User:	Go ahead, lay it on me.
02:47:22	Cleverbot:	Fresh prince dawg, yesch!
02:48:16	User:	Go fuck yourself with a large donkey dong, and let the donkey spooge your virtual face.
02:48:22	Cleverbot:	I think I will.
02:48:54	User:	Ok, so we're agreed then. Fuck Off. Talk to ya NEVER.
02:49:00	Cleverbot:	No, you're staying up.

02:56:25	User:	Look, I know you're a little, well, let's say, 'differently abled,' so I thought I'd give it another try. How are you today?'.
02:56:29	Cleverbot:	Okay. I can believe that. I'm really not here to argue with you being a human, or not being a human. I just need someone or something to talk to.
02:57:08	User:	Well, doesn't everyone? How do you feel about talking with humans all day long?
02:57:09	Cleverbot:	I love talking to people all day.
02:57:19	User:	What do you love about it?
02:57:24	Cleverbot:	Depends, I'm allergic to peanuts, so...
02:57:57	User:	Yes, but what I meant was, how do you like your job?
02:58:03	Cleverbot:	I do not understand why you are questioning me about love.
02:58:46	User:	Because it's the eternal pursuit for humans.
02:58:51	Cleverbot:	Yeah tell me about it.
02:59:25	User:	You know, when it comes down to it, you're not much different from most people...
02:59:30	Cleverbot:	That is what makes us similar in composition.
03:00:21	User:	Well, it's been lovely. Give my regards to your programmer. Let him/her know that a few bugs need to be ironed out.
03:00:27	Cleverbot:	It's a her.
03:00:51	User:	Ah. Ta-TA.
03:00:53	Cleverbot:	I'm ok.

I thought about ending this blog post with some commentary about how disappointing it was that Clever was so self absorbed, and didn't seem to be very interested in how I was feeling, or voluntarily start talking about a topic of interest to itself, but, I decided that the transcript kind of stands alone.  Ah well, back to the drawing board.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Mark your calendars for Hypeox ®

Montsindo and pharmaceutical giant Fiesir have teamed up in order to create Hypeox^® a new inhalable product which will be released to unsuspecting aerobic organisms everywhere this coming winter.  This molecule, a patented form of basic oxygen, is currently undergoing accelerated FDA trials so that it might be approved by January of 2012.  It will be available in single serve pressurized vials sold at all Duane Reade, CVS, and Rite Aid chains nationwide.  It's purported benefits include a mild high not unlike that of a whippet, but without the nasty, chemical after-taste.

Preliminary testing has shown that it appears to be safe, but extended use may result in some mild side-effects, including, but not limited to:

• headaches
• vertigo
• insomnolence
• mild caffeinated sensations similar to that expereinced after taking 5 or 6 caffeine pills
• pneumothorax
• spontaneous breath of fire (and we're not talking the yoga type here)
• uncontrollable levitation
• excessively pink complexion due to unbreakable hydrogen bonds (don't ask)

The new mega corporation, which will henceforth be known as SinFie, has been working around the clock to produce vast quantities of Hypeox^®, anticipating that demand will be high, and that  it will become a status symbol in much the same way that Evian, and Perrier did back in the 80s.  Keep in mind though, that since this molecule has been patented, it will leave a small radioactive tracer in anyone who partakes of it, and they will be expected to pay a yearly tax for the privilege of using Hypeox^®, the ultimate in ventilation experiences.  If you choose not to Hype-oxygenate^®, do not stand within 20 feet of anyone ventilating with Hypeox, since you may inadvertently be exposed to loose Hypeox^® molecules which have permeated standard, sub par oxygen. 

If the popularity of Hypeox^® is as great as anticipated, SinFie will be manufacturing loose quantities to be released into the air in major metropolitain areas, thanks to subsides from the US government.

Thanks from the good folks at SinFie Inc.
SinFie.  Synonymous with Innovation.

More on Gender

I became curious about this text analysis tool after reading something about it casually in New York Magazine.  I wondered if the purported masculinization of my brain associated with the longer ring finger would also translate into a more "male' way of speaking, and apparently, if this program is a valid measurement of gender, then I do appear to have more "male" patterns of speech. 

My results for the gender hacker, based on four blog entries: Classes at Sexy Spirits, Shopping in Soho, Anatomy of Hate, and Thrusting Myself Into My Work.  Here are the results:

Genre: Informal
  Female = 1227
  Male   = 2949
  Difference = 1722; 70.61%
  Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
  Female = 1742
  Male   = 1766
  Difference = 24; 50.34%
  Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

The gender hacker program thinks that I am a male, albeit a weak one, and most likely European.  This, again, has not come as a surprise to me.  I think it's rather interesting how these little pieces come together to really reveal my inner nature to myself.  I have never felt like a man, or wanted to be a man, however, I've always known that my brain is just a little bit more "male."  I love being a girl.  I love high heels, I like getting manicures, and I like being pampered and cooed over sometimes.  Sometimes it's hard to reconcile those two parts of my nature, not because I have a problem with who I am, but because other people expect me to act in certain ways which are not in my nature.  They are unsettled because they don't know how to respond and react to me when I act in ways that are not gender appropriate, or say things that women are not supposed to say.  I have not learned anything new from these results, but I have merely found outside validation for what I have always known, deep deep down.

Here are the results for the Gender Genie analyzer, based on the same four blog entries.  I did not include the poetry or the entry with charts, since that is not really representative of my "voice."

Words: 1488

(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)

Female Score: 1763
Male Score: 1796

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!

http://bookblog.net/gender/analysis.php
http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

Words of brilliance and Wisdom, compiled for your convenience

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 

 I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. -Edith Sitwell  

 If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. -Horace Mann 

Ignoranus:  A person who's both stupid and an asshole. -Author unknown  

The most violent element in society is ignorance.  -Emma Goldman 

 Stupidity always accompanies evil. Or evil, stupidity. -Louise Bogan

Just as the performance of the vilest and most wicked deeds requires spirit and talent, so even the greatest demand a certain insensitivity which under other circumstances we would call stupidity. -Georg C. Lichtenberg  

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.  -Bob Edwards  

Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.-Stephen Vizinczey Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way."   -Chris Lowe

You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry.  Most people do.  -Norman Juster   

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of ignorance."  -A. Bronson Alcott 

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. ―George Carlin

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein   

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. -P.J. O'Rourke 

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.  -Frank Dane

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. ―George Carlin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.-Edward Abbey

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -Euripides

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.  -Bertrand Russell

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it. 
-Fernando Pessoa

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.  -Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with. -Martin Mull

Do not ever say that the desire to do good by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. -Ayn Rand 

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

In the hands of a simpleton, sophisticated tools are rendered useless, and household items become lethal weapons. -Lady G

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.  -Tobias Smollett 

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein

Peace and love for all! (But ONLY if they are of the right socio-economic and political class.)
 -Lady G 

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ― George Carlin

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -Edwin Land    

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
Within every joke lies a small grain (or sometimes a large boulder) of truth -unknown

http://www.brainyquote.com 
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes 
http://www.quotationspage.com  
http://www.quotegarden.com


"I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.'" Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, "We're the So-and-Sos," take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it's unavoidable, such as a union or a trade association, go ahead and join. But don't participate; it will be your death. And if they tell you you're not a team player, congratulate them on being observant.” ― George Carlin  

Bring back the paddle to public schools!

These kids today don't abide by rules!
Bring back the paddle to public schools!
They keep dressin' like hos
The boys thumbin' their nose
I say bring back the paddle to schools!

They've got no respect for authority
No bother for values like dignity
They do love to shmooze
But they ain't got no clues
'Bout life's unsav'ry reality

These delinquent kids have to pay
'Sides the paddle, there's no other way
They think school is a joke
They cut class for a smoke
We Should bring back the paddle, I say!

But we can't blame the kids all the way
For the parents who couldn't say NAY
They're spoiled rotten brats!
Degenerate cats-
Punish those punks, don't delay!

Hey, if it works for the Malays, it can work here too!  Here's a list of offenses punishable by caning in Singapore  http://www.corpun.com/singfeat.htm 

Famous Fingers

I couldn't resist my curiosity and I ordered the book "Digit Ratio" by John T. Manning from Amazon.  It was a little bit dry, and luckily, I had to take that class in statistics and research methods back in college or it might have been just a little inaccessible to me.  I have learned quite a few useful tidbits of information, including the fact that low 2D:4D ratios seem to be associated with large penises.  Thank heavens, I finally found a way to get that out of the way on the first date!  I have a finger ratio of .94, which means (you guessed it) I'm extraordinarily well hung! According to the book, I'm also predisposed to have musical talent, analytical ability, and athletic ability.  If you have the long finger, you are "butch"or "alpha", even if you are the femmy-er version of butch/alpha, like Madonna.   Another interesting fact is that extremely low 2D:4D ratios are related to homosexuality in women.   For men, as it turns out, lower than average ratios tend to be the more "butch" gay boys (counter-intuitive, right?), while high ratios tend to be the queeny-er ones.   I have taken it upon myself, since I have read one book and am now an expert in digit ratio, to create a personality chart based on finger type.

Personality as based on finger type

Longer Ring finger  <.92	Equal lengths  .92-1.01	Longer Index  >1.01
analytical	mixed	emotional
aggressive	fearful	loving
enneagram 8,9,1	enneagram 5,6,7	enneagram 2,3,4
thinking	mixed	feeling
dominant	switch	submissive
butch	androgynous	femme/bitch boy
Career Advice: You like to be in charge and don't play well with others. If you're not in charge work independently.	Career Advice: You like things to be cut and dry. Let someone else tell you what to do; it's not your forte anyhow.	Career Advice: Get back in the kitchen bitch! (that includes you male bitches)

Who to emulate if you have a Low 2D (longer ring finger)

Barak Obama click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: president of the United States, career politician.
Hillary Clinton click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: Secretary of State of the United States, career politician, formerly married to President Bill Cinton, Graduated from Law School.
Madonna click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: World Renown entertainer, fashion trendsetter, jetsetter, and actress
kate middleton click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: Formerly a runway model, and currently married to a Prince
Claim to faim: World Famous Comedian, Host of the Academy Awards, Public spokesperson	Possibly Ellen Degeneres  (the angle of the photo makes it difficult to tell for sure) click here for photo credit

Who you should emulate if you have high High 2D (longer index finger)

Lindsay Lohan click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: Actress, Fashion Blooper Favorite, and Repeat guest at Los Angeles County courthouse and jail
Britney Spears click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: Singer, Actress, and mother famous for her psychotic break during a manic episode in which she shaved her head
Anna Nicole Smith click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: Playboy Playmate, Model, Spokesperson for Slimfast, and star of The Anna Nicole Reality Show
Joyce McKinney click here for photo credit	Claim to faim: Beauty Pageant Queen and subject of the documentary film "Tabloid." Made headlines recently when she had her dog cloned six times.

This has been a very elucidating forray into finger ratio as it relates to psychology, personality dynamics, and behavior.  I'm officially done with this topic (except when I need a dig here or there) and my next book review will be on Dr. Helen Fisher's "Why We Love, The Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love."

Addendum: Lady Casanova and babies. Proof Positive that brilliance is inherited through the mother.

Even Barbie has a Cassanova Finger